SiggeStjaernstoft

Herman's Hermits
I'm Henry VIII, I Am



Rubriken är ett guldkorn från en av Galenskaparnas sämre produktioner, ett enkelt svar på frågan: "Ringo Starr jobbade på en tvättfirma innan han började med Beatles, säger jag, vad säger du?"

Text och musik av Jonathan Richman
(Inspelad av bl.a. The Modern Lovers, John Cale och David Bowie)


Well some people try to pick up girls
and get called assholes.
This never happened to Pablo Picasso.
He could walk down your street
and girls could not resist his stare and
so Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

Well the girls would turn the color
of the avacado when he would drive
down their street in his El Dorado.
He could walk down your street
and girls could not resist his stare.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole,
not like you,
alright.

Well he was only 5'3"
but girls could not resist his stare.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole,
not in New York.

Oh well, be not schmuck, be not abnoxious,
be not bellbottom bummer or asshole,
remember the story of Pablo Picasso.
He could walk down your street
and girls could not resist his stare.
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole,
alright, this is it.

Some people try to pick up girls
and they get called an asshole.
This never happened to Pablo Picasso.
He could walk down your street
and girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called...